Maroon Colored Glasses: SNL Obama parody

Quotable

"Conservatism, while often allied with the Republican Party, is an entirely separate thing. One is a long intellectual tradition and the other is a political vessel for those seeking power." --Philip Klein

"Why are the only two options always a behemoth government program or the guy dies?" --Ann Coulter

"Friends… as long as there is breath in your lungs, be intentional in blessing your children." --Carey Wiggins Scott

"We have tried since the birth of our nation to promote our love of peace by a display of weakness. This course has failed us utterly." --General George C. Marshall, 1945

"That's my view, and it happens to be correct."--Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia

"I attack ideas. I don't attack people...and some very good people have some very bad ideas."--Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia

"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance."--Cicero, 55 B.C.

“To take from one, because it is thought his own industry and that of his fathers has acquired too much, in order to spare to others, who, or whose fathers, have not exercised equal industry and skill, is to violate arbitrarily the first principle of association, the guarantee to everyone the free exercise of his industry and the fruits acquired by it.” — Thomas Jefferson, letter to Joseph Milligan, April 6, 1816

"The climate will keep changing. We can't cause it, we can't stop it. THAT's 'change' you can believe in" --Rush Limbaugh

"I'd rather have a gun and not need it than need a gun and not have it." --Christian Slater in True Romance

Maroon Colored Glasses

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

SNL Obama parody

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